16:04:24Lalli-OniBackground music for all pages will be provided by German electro-pop group Kraftwerk, with cameo appearances by Ashlee Simpson and Janet Jackson (with her wardrobe malfunction, of course). On most holidays, this will be replaced by Badger Badger Badger, anything by Slipknot (band) and/or The Hamster Dance.
16:05:24Lalli-OniThe federal government has instituted a temporary and preemptive ban on pelvic thrusts in order to prevent civil unrest in light of the takeover. Martial law had previously been used on those performing the Macarena in broad daylight, and officials hope it doesn't come to that again.
16:05:51Lalli-Oni# The National Association of Spork Advancement (NASA) announced the release of a large scale version to challenge the market dominance of pitchforks and spades.
16:05:51Lalli-Oni# John Cleese and Michael Palin have ruled that this joke is dead. However, Tom DeLay and other naked opportunists have issued a subpoena for it to appear before a Congressional inquiry.
16:06:10Lalli-OniWikipedia for teh win!
16:06:26RoyalFoolBackground music, hahah
16:14:14YakzanHi
16:14:25RoyalFoolslaps Yakzan around a bit with a large trout
16:14:31YakzanHi
16:14:52RoyalFoolslaps Yakzan around a bit with a huge Xbox
16:15:14YakzanOuch
16:15:16YakzanNow that hurts
16:15:32RoyalFoolI be bored
16:15:47RoyalFoolI shouldn't be
16:15:49RoyalFoolBut I am
16:15:53YakzanÉg hitti Villa áðan
16:16:11YakzanHann reyndi að drepa mig, en ég var með greater healing potion svo ég tókst að flýja
16:16:16RoyalFoolFrægur
16:19:03YakzanIn this oxymoronic era of mega-mergers and diminishing expectations, random-character vandal bot substubs will be eligible for featured article status. Or, to put it another way, "aasdfkjghryq" (pronounced: Luigi).
16:22:45YakzanOk, that's it
16:22:58YakzanTommi, verð ég að fara þarna og laga helvítis þráðlaus netið hjá þér eða eitthvað?
16:54:15Lalli-OniThe crisis was wrapped up when Commandante Meow-Meow (pictured at left) led the Djiboutian kitten's 543rd infantry division along with the Djiboutian Liberation Front to victory, by overpowering the kitten-eater in the plains of northern Ethiopia. It is reported that Commander Kitty and PETA are working out a deal to try and get Wikipedia back so as to prevent future space invasions.