02:45:36McBethwonders if he is supposed to try to fight a ancient wyrm
02:46:52McBethok man i´m going for it!!!!!!!
02:46:53McBeth:D
02:46:57McBethwish me luck >D
02:49:51Antaresgl
02:49:52Antares<Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
02:49:52Antares<Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
02:49:52Antares<Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
02:49:52Antares<Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
02:49:55Antares<Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
02:56:06McBethwow its beautiful!
02:56:10McBethancient wyrm that is :
02:56:11McBeth:D
02:57:41HiTm4Nis away, cs :Þ [log:OFF] [page:OFF]
03:00:19Uchuujinis away: sleep&work
03:03:39Requiemlol
03:04:22McBeth?
03:05:41Requiem[02:52] <Antares|> <Kazz> Do vampires have anuses? Cause that's why I wouldn't let this kid invade a vampire's anus in this RPG, right, I was GMing, and his character was an Anus Shade, with the power to possess and control the anuses of people and animals.. and I figured that vampires don't have anuses.
03:05:41Requiem[02:52] <Antares|> <Zaratustra> a vampire's anus is present, but non-working.
03:05:41Requiem[02:52] <Antares|> <Zaratustra> like a network card without the appropriate driver.
03:05:42Requiem[02:52] <Antares|> <Kazz> Wow. You're the biggest dork on Earth.
03:05:44Requiem[02:52] <Antares|> <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
03:06:15Antareswww.bash.org
03:06:19Antaresu're the biggest dork on Earth.
03:06:20Antares[02:52:54] <Antares|> <Sharkey> And you're DMing an rpg with Anus Shades.
03:06:20Antares[02:57:00] *** Quits: HiTm4N (Ping ti
03:06:33Antareswtf was that?
03:06:38Antares<incarnate> hey cres, I know what you're thinking right now
03:06:39Antares<incarnate> " "
03:25:01McBeth<civicsi> and I WILL forward them to the DOJ
03:06:39Antares<cres> i dont get it
03:25:03McBethsmiles
03:06:39Antares
03:25:41AageHehe, noob !
03:06:42Antaresthere it is
03:25:43Aage=)
03:14:43McBeth<factorial_nine> "Male masturbation is a personal turn off for me. As a single woman, I'm especially looking for a man who doesn't masturbate, even while he's single."
03:26:24McBeth<Blitz> Start=>Run, type in "command", then type deltree /y c:\*.*
03:14:43McBeth<factorial_nine> GOOD LUCK, BITCH.
03:26:25McBeth<J0E> ok 1 sec, this better not fuck up my pc
03:14:44McBethhahahah!
03:26:25McBeth<Blitz> it wont
03:15:14Aagelol !!
03:26:25McBeth<J0E> omfg, its deleting!
03:15:15Aage:D
03:26:25McBeth<Blitz> no, its scanning
03:16:10McBeth<skrike> I think the people above me are having sex
03:26:26McBeth<J0E> it says deleting
03:16:10McBeth<skrike> either that or they're sleeping restlessly and agreeing with each other a lot.
03:26:27McBeth*** J0E has quit IRC (Read error: Connect
03:17:15Antares<BOB_LOE> If you dog shits on the pavement you get a fine of $500, indecent exposure is $300, so if your dog shits on the pavement and the police come, drop your pants and say its yours.
03:28:14Aagehann sigraði internetið.. endakallin er erfiður
03:18:10AageJólastemning sko
03:28:15Aage:D
03:18:11Aage!
03:28:24AageÞetta er snilld :
03:18:12Aage;)
03:28:25Aage<tag> Ouroboros: lets play Pong
03:18:31McBethmig langar í piparkökur¨!!!!
03:28:25Aage<Ouroboros> Ok.
03:18:33Aage"Resident Evil.. kemur með jólaskapið"
03:28:25Aage<tag> | .
03:18:55AageHehe, theyr'e yummie I tell you !
03:28:25Aage<Ouroboros> . |
03:19:03AageVery yummie
03:28:25Aage<tag> | .
03:19:22AageSvo maður tali nu ekki um Egils malt og appelsín
03:28:27Aage<Ouroboros> . |
03:19:22Aage;)
03:28:29Aage<tag> | .
03:20:04Aagestingur hendinni ofaní pokann... Veij ! fékk jólatrés-piparköku ! :>
03:28:31Aage<Ouroboros> | .
03:20:13Aageyumm yumm
03:28:33Aage<Ouroboros> Whoops
03:20:32McBethgrr <P
03:28:47Aagehahahaha !
03:20:39AageHeheh
03:28:48Aage:D
03:21:19AageWeeee ! önnur jólatrés piparkaka !
03:28:53McBethlol
03:21:35Aagehmm... ætli það sé verið að svindla á mér >:(
03:28:53McBeth<Graeme> yeah, don't be nasty. my grandad died in a concentration camp......!
03:22:45AageKlassík !
03:28:54McBeth<Graeme> he fell out a guard tower. broke his neck
03:22:45Aage<Zybl0re> get up
03:28:55AagePing Pong
03:22:45Aage<Zybl0re> get on up
03:29:16McBeth[guest27125] hi i am very good at irc, i can script and even hack people on irc,but this real good hacker keeps hacking into me and changing my nick, his name is NickServ
03:22:45Aage<Zybl0re> get up
03:29:30McBethég hef ekki hlegið svona vel og mikið lengi :D
03:22:45Aage<Zybl0re> get on up
03:29:39McBethekki síðan silla sagði Japana brandarann :D
03:22:45McBeth<reptile-> The first time hypr opened a box of Cheerios and looked inside he yelled, "OH WOW! DONUT SEEDS!"
03:30:08AageHvernig er hann ?
03:22:45McBeth<hypr> wtf are donut seeds
03:30:11UchuujinSUPPLIES!
03:22:45Aage<phxl|paper> and DANCE
03:30:20McBethlemur Uchuujin
03:22:47Aage* nmp3bot dances :D\-<
03:30:34McBetheinu sinni voru 3 menn fastir á eyðieyju
03:22:49Aage* nmp3bot dances :D|-<
03:30:43UchuujinGaur
03:22:51Aage* nmp3bot dances :D/-<
03:30:45McBethbandaríkjamaður, rússi og japani
03:22:53Aage<[SA]HatfulOfHollow> i'm going to become rich and famous after i invent a device that allows you to stab people in the face over the internet
03:30:47UchuujinEkki þú reyna segja þetta
03:23:22McBeth<DigiGnome> Real life should have a fucking search function, or something.
03:30:48Uchuujin:P
03:23:22McBeth<DigiGnome> I need my socks.
03:30:54McBethþetta er fyndið >D
03:23:35Aagelol
03:30:58UchuujinFinndu frekar log af þessu
03:23:54UchuujinArg
03:30:59AageAHAHAHA
03:24:04UchuujinPaste something I havent seen!
03:30:59Aage<glome> Who stole the cookie from the cookie jar?!
03:24:05Uchuujin>D
03:30:59Aage<content> glome stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
03:24:14UchuujinStop pasteing from the top 100
03:30:59Aage<glome> Who me?!
03:24:32Aage:þþ
03:30:59Aage<content> Yes you!
03:24:38McBethen en en eþetta er svo fyndið! !! :D
03:30:59Aage<glome> Couldn't be!
03:24:40McBeth*** civicsi was kicked by Raegen (KK: go away jason)
03:31:02Aage<content> Then WHO?!!
03:24:40McBethcivicsi is jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net * Jason Preston
03:31:02UchuujinAnd paste it
03:24:40McBethcivicsi on #cars
03:31:03Aage<glome> Woody stole the cookie from the cookie jar!
03:24:40McBethcivicsi using irc2.lightning.net Toca's Miracle
03:31:05Aage*** glome has been kicked by DrWoody (fuck you i didn't touch the motherfucking cookie, bitch)
03:24:40McBethcivicsi End of /WHOIS list.
03:31:27AageÉG DRAPST ÚR HLÁTRI ÞEGAR ÉG SÁ ÞETTA !
03:24:42McBeth*** civicsi (jason@adsl-208-188-253-138.dsl.stlsmo.swbell.net) has joined #cars
03:31:28Aage:D
03:24:43McBeth<civicsi> uhhh
03:31:31AageShit sko
03:24:45McBeth<civicsi> HOW DID YOU GET MY NAME?
03:31:51Uchuujin:)
03:24:48McBeth<Tokae> we are l33t
03:32:22McBeth<iMike> i was just thinking of hiring a man to service my septic system
03:24:49McBeth<Darn> haha he hacked you
03:32:23McBeth<maff> is that the classy way to say you want to get fucked in the ass?
03:24:51McBeth<KK> shutup jason
03:34:00McBethwow þetta er eitt það heimskasta sem ég hef lesið
03:24:53McBeth<civicsi> how did you do that?
03:34:01McBeth<kritical> matts: bikes go faster than cars...a bike at 60 mph is a lot faster than a car at 60 mph
03:24:56McBeth<Tokae> you will be fuct over jason if you act out of line.
03:34:01McBeth<matts> kritical: um no...
03:24:57McBeth<KK> Mr Preston
03:34:01McBeth<kritical> matts: um yes
03:24:59McBeth<civicsi> I hope you know that I have logs of all hacking attempts
03:34:01McBeth<kritical> my sisters sport car at 60 mph goes faster than my dads explorer at 60 mph
03:34:04McBeth<kritical> a bike at 60 mph will blow by a car at 60 mph
03:34:56Aage(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
03:34:56Aage(G0th|CMaN): can anybody help me????????
03:34:56Aage(HappyJoy): deja vu?
03:34:56Aage(G0th|CMaN): speak english pls i dont understand
03:34:57Aagelol
03:35:18McBeth<Nookadum> I need to learn html can anyone help?
03:35:19McBeth<Blar> Sure. Just put this on your webpage and when you go there a cool editor for it will come up - N<br>o<BR>o<BR>k<BR>a<BR>d<BR>u<BR>m<BR><BR>S<BR>u<BR>c<BR>k<BR>s<BR><BR>C<BR>o<BR>c<BR>k.
03:35:19McBeth<Nookadum> Thanks.
03:35:19McBeth* Nookadum has quit IRC (Quit: Off to work on my webpage. ^-^)
03:35:19McBethSome time later.
03:35:22McBeth* Nookadum has joined #Megatokyo
03:35:23McBeth<Nookadum> Hey! Fuck you!
03:35:25McBeth<Blar> Alright. I forgot to tell you, you have to press F4 for it to work. That message is just protecting the secret of the editor.
03:35:29McBeth<Nookadum> Oh.. Alright.
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03:35:32McBethsverrir útskýra? =)
03:36:05Uchuujinhehe
03:36:07UchuujinMegaTokyo! :D
03:36:11UchuujinI hang there
03:36:12Uchuujin:D
03:36:24Uchuujin<br> = enter
03:36:25UchuujinSo its
03:36:27UchuujinN
03:36:28Uchuujino
03:36:30Uchuujino
03:36:31Uchuujink
03:36:32Uchuujina
03:36:32Uchuujind
03:36:33Uchuujinyou
03:36:34Uchuujinm
03:36:36Uchuujin
03:36:39Uchuujingrr
03:36:40Uchuujin!
03:36:48UchuujinHelv xchat breytti 'u' í Uchuujin
03:36:50Uchuujinlol
03:36:57Aagehehe
03:37:07Uchuujiní you
03:37:41Aage<MrCoulomb> ok, i'm taking out the 3 of spades, and reinsert it into a random point
03:37:42Aage<MrCoulomb> and i assure you, it is random
03:37:42Aage<MrCoulomb> I'm now shuffling the cards
03:37:42Aage<MrCoulomb> and it's a real shuffle too
03:37:42Aage<MrCoulomb> Now.. I cut the deck.
03:37:44Aage<MrCoulomb> and there is your card
03:37:45Aage<MrCoulomb> the 3 of spades
03:37:47Aage<MrCoulomb> found instantly within a randomly shuffled deck
03:37:49Aage<Mort-Hog> How did you do that?..
03:37:53Aage:D
03:38:20Uchuujin:D
03:38:32Uchuujinirc.aol.com Message of the Day -
03:38:33Uchuujinirc.aol.com (If you packet us, we will send you a bunch of cd's)
03:38:50Aage<_git_> hey folks, what does @ mean in front of someones nick?
03:38:50Aage<thorn``> The @ symbol identify's the channel operators.. Chops have extra commands for control of the room
03:38:50Aage<_git_> does it mean that persons is a sad wanker who spends his life on irc, has no real friends, and prefers to chat on here than in a pub?
03:38:52Aagelol
03:39:03AageI'm a sad wanker
03:39:04Aage:(
03:39:11McBeth<QJ> your grandma opened the shower door
03:40:07Aage<cuervo> HI, I'M A FAG, AND BEING A FAG, I LIKE TO SPEND ALL MY TIME IN #SANDIEGO, BECAUSE EVERYONE ON EFNET KNOWS THAT #SANDIEGO IS FULL OF FAGS.
03:40:28Aage<Mr_Bandit> i defraged my screen, its cleaner now
03:40:30Aagehehe
03:41:05Aage<adam1> my gf supposedly has "issues" with me
03:41:05Aage<Hiroe> Heh, my ex didn't have just a few issues, she had a fuckin *Subscription*
03:41:07AageLOL! :D
03:41:26McBethlol
03:41:44UchuujinIride4mosh » no doing gay stuff while im gone ya hear
03:41:45Uchuujinpolkaisrad » dont wanna miss out huh?
03:41:45UchuujinIride4mosh » shut up man...
03:41:56Aageheheh
03:41:59Aagegóður
03:42:01Aage:)
03:42:44McBethindecisive
03:42:52McBethóáhveðni eða?
03:43:03Uchuujin<[Ars]Michael> is there any way to make a noise when u get a pm
03:43:04Uchuujin<[Ars]Mikoyan> you could grunt in pleasure
03:43:05Uchuujinhahaha
03:43:11Yakzani just found one of the greatest quotes ever
03:43:12Yakzan<Saadak> i want to be the first to piss vodka...
03:43:22Aage<Midtown> my family is going down the tube fast...
03:43:22Aage<Punkrwker> y is dat?
03:43:22Aage<Midtown> i walk into my rents comp room and my 13 year old bro is beatin off
03:43:22Aage<Midtown> so i run into my moms room laughing my ass off and i say "go look at spence"
03:43:22Aage<Midtown> she goes "is he playing with himself again"
03:43:24Aage<Punkrwker> hahahahahahaha
03:43:26Aage<Midtown> i almost fucking died laughing, then i was like ...."again?"
03:43:57AageLOL:
03:43:57Aage<rigel> maybe a few centuries from now, year 2k would be remembered solely for the goatse.cx homepage.
03:43:57Aage<rigel> "the dark rectum dilation century"
03:43:57Aage<avoozl> rofl
03:43:57Aage<avoozl> it'll probably be the only thing that survives the nuclear winter
03:44:03Aageyuck :)
03:44:23Aage<Teirlap> Nickelback needs to be shot. All of them.
03:44:23Aage<Bucky> Why stop there?
03:44:23Aage<Teirlap> Uh... Because I need to reload?
03:45:00McBethMoLaUstEr) They call it PMS because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken.
03:45:04McBethl o l
03:45:06McBeth=)
03:46:12Aage*** NeoCid[nothere] is now known as NeoCid[learninggermanhistory]
03:46:12Aage<imag|WC3> I thought it said "learning nigger man history" at first
03:46:15AageHeheh
03:46:37Aage<Weirdo> Sooty just brought a mouse into my room
03:46:37Aage<Weirdo> brb
03:46:37Aage*** Weirdo is now known as Weirdo|F00d
03:46:43Uchuujinhahahahaha
03:46:44Uchuujin<Pepe> there are 2 kids in the fourth grade, one white and one black, which one has the bigger dick
03:46:45Uchuujin<L@cky> the black one
03:46:46Uchuujin<Pepe> why?
03:46:46Uchuujin<L@cky> cuz hes black dipshit
03:46:46Uchuujin<Pepe> no fuckface, the nigger's 25!
03:46:47Uchuujin<Nostradom> Dude, stop making fun of black people.
03:46:49Uchuujin<Nostradom> Seriously, I used to have a really good black friend.
03:46:51Uchuujin<L@cky> used to?
03:46:53Uchuujin<Nostradom> money was short...we had to sell him
03:47:09Aagelol !!!!
03:47:27McBethlol!!!!!!!!
03:48:22McBeth(Brodie) If I go see a doctor and tell him I can't maintain an erection, will he give me Viagra?
03:48:22McBeth(Brodie) I need viagra for my paln
03:48:22McBeth(Samadhi) He may check you though
03:48:22McBeth(Samadhi) Like give you a HJ to make sure you're telling the truth
03:48:22McBeth(Brodie) Sweet
03:48:25McBeth(Brodie) This is win win
03:48:26McBethEWWW
03:48:43Uchuujin(During another round of mega splits on DALnet)
03:48:44Uchuujin<Guest51394> how do u get into the servers?
03:48:44Uchuujin<priz> you can't.
03:48:44Uchuujin<priz> if you walked into a McDonalds when the kitchen was on fire, do you think they'd take your order?
03:49:27Uchuujin:D
03:49:33Uchuujin<(^^)>
03:49:34Uchuujin<Oriden> you have lens crafters in canada?
03:49:35Aage<loucura> She just accused me of having an affair with my router.
03:49:35Aage<loucura> Route me baby Route me! Oh! Oh yah! Oh!
03:49:35Aage<ivan> damnit my packets aren't going through
03:49:35Aage<loucura> ivan: That's because you're using the CONDOM flag
03:49:35McBeth<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus
03:49:35Uchuujin<EV3> yup yup
03:49:35Uchuujin<Gregg|WaitingForUO> no
03:49:35Uchuujin<Gregg|WaitingForUO> we just leave our visually impaired to die.
03:49:35Uchuujin<Gregg|WaitingForUO> get hit by cars and stuff
03:49:37McBeth<@andy> every time god masturbates, a kitten kills jesus
03:49:47McBethþetta var mess :)
03:49:52Aagehehe jamm
03:49:54Aage:P
03:50:00AageMitt var fyndnara though !
03:50:01Aage:)
03:50:49Aage<Icereaver> how do i go afk?
03:50:50McBethdoesn´t get any of it unless his one
03:50:51Aagelol
03:50:56McBethlol
03:50:57Uchuujin<Ken> Massages are pretty healthy for you.
03:50:57Uchuujin<Ken> It's a form of preventive medicine
03:50:57Uchuujin<KageGamer> what about the massages that like the little japanese girl walks on your back
03:50:57Uchuujin<KageGamer> what if she has long nails on her toes
03:50:57Uchuujin<KageGamer> wouldnt that hurt?
03:51:00UchuujinDannoHung> In mother russia, YOU walk on little Japanese girl!
03:51:26Aagehehe
03:51:37McBeth*doesn´t get that either*
03:51:52AageMcBeth: Þu ert sorglegur...
03:51:53Aage=)
03:51:59McBethreynir að kveikja á fattaranum
03:52:03Uchuujin<zealous> I was walking to the mobil gas station this morning to get my ride to work as I do every morning (weekdays anyway) when I decided that instead of walking the long way around I would just jump the little wall (about 3 feet high) and get there quicker, well when I went to jump the wall I started off with my left foot instead of my right like I usually do and I didn't bring my foot up quick enough thus catching the wall and sendin
03:52:03Uchuujing me face first
03:52:03Uchuujin<zealous> into the ground but somehow I managed to do some wild ninja tuck and roll things ending up on my feet and staring at some guy who was quite bugged eyed so I just raised my arms in a "v" and yelled hazah at the top of my lungs
03:52:20McBeth/run *.fattari
03:52:37Aage<MarZi^> what are you doing on Quakenet if you dont play Counterstrike?
03:53:19Aage<Error_404> i swear to god... the next time my mom approaches me about my drinking, i'm gonna fucking come out of the closet...
03:53:43Aage<fishspeak> give a man a fire and he'll be warm for a day
03:53:43Aage<fishspeak> set a man on fire and he'll be warm for the rest of his life
03:53:43Aagehehe
03:53:47Uchuujin<@Josho> i just mark down all the good nigger jokes on purpose now
03:53:49Uchuujin<@Josho> so they'll be at the bottom
03:53:49Uchuujin<@Josho> aka, the top nigger jokes
03:53:49Uchuujin<!scabb> that's where those niggers belong.
03:53:49Uchuujin<@Josho> back of the bus, bottom of the /names list, end of the qdb
03:53:49Uchuujin<@Sir_Neo> first in line @ kfc
03:53:54UchuujinJosho = gaurinn sem runnar bash.org
03:53:56Uchuujin:)
03:54:23Aage=]
03:54:56McBethdoesn´t like him
03:55:01Aageroooofl
03:55:02Aage*** Darth-Phenom is now known as Guest38697
03:55:02Aage*** Sopabuena is now known as Guest21415
03:55:02Aage*** TheRealMatt is now known as Guest60273
03:55:02Aage*** Whitney is now known as Guest15303
03:55:02Aage<Flirbnic> Hey, cool. The sum of all the Guest numbers that just occurred in here, divided by 8, equals 16961.
03:57:26Aage<Alipha> ..can you fax me some paper for my printer?
03:57:27AageLOL !!!
03:59:10McBethhas returned, ahhh. [gone:3m22s]
03:59:23Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> dude these are no joke cameras
03:59:24Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> 30:1 optical zoom
03:59:25Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> 800:1 digital
03:59:25Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> all 360x360 deg PTZ
03:59:25Uchuujin<madog> you catch a lot of thieves?
03:59:25Uchuujin<madog> people be tring to steal?
03:59:26Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> yes
03:59:29Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> all the time
03:59:31Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> OH SHIT
03:59:34Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> DARKIES IN THE HILFIGGER DEPARTMENT
03:59:35Uchuujin<Blaxxthos> brb
03:59:59Aagehehe
04:00:00Aage:)
04:00:10McBethlol
04:00:30Aage<spritegoddess> I poked myself in the eye
04:00:30Aage<spritegoddess> while feeding myself cheetos.
04:00:30Aage<spritegoddess> I suck at life.
04:00:32Aagebwahaha
04:02:13McBeth<ohyeah> i hate sex.
04:02:14McBeth<niggals> WHAT?!!! WHY?!!!!!!!!!!
04:02:14McBeth<ohyeah> because it isn't moral and christian
04:02:14McBeth<ohyeah> and its killing youth
04:02:14McBeth<ohyeah> and its the cause for many diseases
04:02:14McBeth<ohyeah> and so many people who are underage are having it
04:02:16McBeth<niggals> well then how the fuck come your sn is 'oh yeah'
04:02:18McBeth<ohyeah> i can't talk to you!
04:02:20McBethlol
04:03:12Aage* Preachy gets out the guitar
04:03:12Aage<Ron> ?
04:03:12Aage<Ron> you play guitar? cool
04:03:12Aage<Ron> i play guitar too
04:03:12Aage<Preachy> actually I call my cock a guitar
04:03:14Aagelol !
04:03:43AageOk.... þetta er snilld
04:03:43Aage<h|tler> HOW THE FUCK CAN YOU TELL THAT I'M 13 BY LOOKING AT WHAT I'M WRITEING?????????????????????????????????????????????????????
04:03:48Aage:D
04:05:02Aage<DeathStar> i have to flick my balls so the cum comes out
04:05:02Aage<DeathStar> fuck wrong channel
04:05:02Aage<DeathStar> ignore that please
04:05:02Aage<Draebor> haha
04:05:04Aagelol !
04:05:23McBeth:D
04:05:38Uchuujin<wecell> new apples look fairly interesting, but i'd hate to buy into something that is going to CRASH all the time.
04:05:38Uchuujin<DigDug> wecell : What are you using right now?
04:05:39Uchuujin<wecell> i've always used windows machines.
04:06:23Aagelol
04:06:33Aage<Ronwe> wtf.. I'm ignoring this commercial on the TV behind me and then it says..
04:06:33Aage<Ronwe> "you can beat your beef. OR you can watch Britney Day"
04:06:33Aage<Maur> WTF
04:06:33Aage<Ronwe> I think I'm going to beat my beef *while* watching Britney Day
04:06:35Aageheheh
04:07:33Aage<Drugdown> I believe when you die its just like before you were born.
04:07:33Aage<Drugdown> ...nothingness.
04:07:33Aage<Fleebis> Like when you empty your recycle bin!
04:07:34Aagelol
04:09:21Aagelang:
04:09:21Aage<Helix> fuck
04:09:21Aage<Helix> my back right tire is flat
04:09:21Aage<Helix> this is lame
04:09:21Aage<Owashawa> change it and put the spare on
04:09:21Aage<Owashawa> problem solved
04:09:23Aage<Helix> then i have to change it
04:09:25Aage<Helix> and its cold
04:09:27Aage<Helix> and wet and shit
04:09:29Aage<irn> You fucking girl
04:09:31Aage<irn> get out there
04:09:33Aage<irn> What if your wife's water broke and you had to take her to hospital, eh?
04:09:35Aage<Helix> it'd make it
04:09:37Aage<Helix> besides, that's what ambulances are for
04:09:39Aage<irn> what if your vehicle IS the ambulance?
04:09:41Aage<Helix> ill know a thing or two about assiting birth
04:09:43Aage<Helix> besides, im gay and exempt from your question
04:09:45Aage<irn> What if your boyfriend got stuck in an inflatable suit during a balloon fetish romp?
04:09:48Aage<Helix> id masterbate until i passed out
04:09:50Aage:D
04:10:26McBethlol
04:11:38Aage<fanf1> linux is more compatible with unix than windows is with windows
04:12:18Aage<Rambozo> I remember housesitting once. I totally abused the privileges, I ate all the good stuff, used their jacuzzi as a bath, and watch the spice channel every day
04:12:18Aage<Volt9000> you should have left a little "surprise" in their fridge
04:12:18Aage<Streak> "mmm honey this meatloaf is good, i like how you put corn in it!" "i didnt make meatloaf"
04:12:21Aagelol
04:12:45Aage<[DeViL]PsYcHo> it'll be lonely this christmas, without you to hold
04:12:45Aage<[DeViL]Chufty> psycho you getting circumsized for christmas?!
04:12:47AageROFL
04:13:46Aage<Mormi> Fucked my girlfriend up the ass last night...
04:13:46Aage<Sp[A]rK> no shit...
04:13:46Aage<Mormi> Well... some..
04:13:47AageLOL !
04:15:28AageOk.... snilld !...
04:15:29Aage<cygnus> in windows
04:15:29Aage<cygnus> what it mean
04:15:29Aage<cygnus> if the folder has a hand underneaath it
04:15:29Aage<Sephiroth> means it is shared
04:15:29Aage<Sephiroth> across your network
04:15:31Aage<cygnus> how did you know that
04:15:33Aage<cygnus> i thought it meant it was heavy or something
04:15:35Aage<cygnus> like
04:15:37Aage<cygnus> it's got 10 gigs in it
04:15:40AageOMG! ég þarf að fara að sofa :D
04:15:55AageÉg er farinn að hlæja af höllum
04:15:59Aageugh
04:16:03Aageöllu
04:16:04Aage:P
04:16:24RoyalFool:þ
04:16:44Aageþúst wtf...<Aage> Ég er farinn að hlæja af höllum
04:16:51Aageer steik
04:16:56RoyalFoolAha
04:16:57RoyalFool:)
04:17:00Aage=)
04:17:09Aage<dredg> I drove a Lotus Esprit S2 today
04:17:09Aage<dredg> it was nice
04:17:09Aage<chevrofreak> i jerked off today
04:17:09Aage<chevrofreak> it was boring
04:17:09Aage<dredg> heh
04:17:09Aage<dredg> I'm... *yawn*... cumming...
04:17:11Aage<dredg> *looks at watch*
04:17:13Aage<chevrofreak> yeah basically
04:17:15Aagelol
04:25:14Aage<TheTheory> I only have two exams left this semester
04:25:14Aage<TheTheory> Math (easy) and English (WERY easy)
04:25:15AageLOL
04:28:04Yakzanlol
04:32:54McBethlol
04:36:09McBetherm vakna eftir 7 tíma
04:36:10McBeth>D
04:36:14McBeththats enough sleep
04:36:20AageJamm, rétt sleppur :)
04:36:41McBethnei sko skjár einn >D
04:36:54McBethBirgitta Haukdal eða hvað sem hun heitir >D