02:06:44Yakzan<deceptika> god created shit....honda made it move
02:06:47Yakzanburrum tiss
02:14:32Villi[02:14] <Naruto-Kun> Quote 1022 of 1106: <DeadGuyKai> naruto is for 'little' boys with 'little' toys
02:15:37Wolvielol
02:16:32WolvieEftir að hafa lesið um þann bil 20-30 bækur, þá átti ég aldrei von að rekast á "Gay" orðið í fantasy bókum
02:17:07VilliLestu Lord of the Rings
02:17:15Villi'Gay' er ofnotað þar
02:17:18Wolvielol
02:17:37Yakzanog queer
02:17:44VilliAmm
02:18:01Yakzan:o
02:18:02Yakzan<Moogs> Matrix Reloaded is a very different kind of film from the original, both in style and theme. The first movie posed the question, "What is the nature of reality?" The question for this movie is, "Do French people ever stop talking?" - MacHall
02:18:02Yakzan<WrexSoul> Or perhaps, "Why is Colonel Sanders sitting in a room full of TVs?"
02:18:13WolvieÞegar ég mun nenna að lesa Lord of the rings...
02:18:34WolvieSoldið erfitt að lesa bók þegar ég er búin að sjá myndina :/
02:18:48WolvieBut the gay word shines in the movies :p
02:19:19Villilol
02:21:16WolvieYakzan: I wonder where you are hanging :P
02:21:31Yakzani'm a lazy ass
02:21:35Yakzanwww.bash.org
02:21:37Yakzan:p
02:21:58Yakzanen ég stundum fæ quotes frá annarsstaðar en þarna
02:21:59WolvieOh there
02:22:00Wolvie:p
02:22:50WolvieSnilldar quotes þarna
02:22:55Yakzanamms :D
02:22:56Yakzan<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks?
02:22:56Yakzan<TheXPhial> vaccuums
02:22:56Yakzan<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
02:22:56Yakzan<TheXPhial> black holes
02:22:56Yakzan<Guo_Si> Hey, you know what just isn't cool?
02:22:58Yakzan<TheXPhial> lava?
02:24:07Wolvielol
02:24:17Wolvie:O
02:24:18Wolvie<Lyndrek> I don't like Pulp Fiction
02:24:18Wolvie<Nalani> Why would you dislike Pulp?
02:24:18Wolvie<DarkLich> Maybe it confused him.
02:24:18Wolvie<DarkLich> Maybe he was like, "What?! John Travolta died two scenes ago!"
02:25:18VilliLOL!
02:26:00Wolvieomg
02:26:02Wolvie<ChOwShAdY> like i fucked a 14 year old when i was 17
02:26:02Wolvie<ChOwShAdY> she was immature as a motherufcker
02:26:02Wolvie<@impuritor> dude, that is quite possibly the dumbest thing i've ever heard anyone say in my entire life
02:26:02Wolvie<@impuritor> that's like saying
02:26:02Wolvie<@impuritor> "My car runs like shit when i'm out of gas"
02:26:24CappaDonhhahahahha
02:27:08Wolvie...
02:27:14WolvieHver er CappaDon?
02:27:17CappaDonþað er ég!
02:27:24CappaDonFearzThug einnig þekktur sem
02:27:36Wolvie...
02:27:39Wolvie;Þ
02:28:31Wolvie<Deepthroat> The thing that always got me about the goatse.cx guy is that he's wearing a wedding ring. Does his wife know he can cram a week's worth of camping gear up there? Does she know that her husband's gaping ass has become an internet super sensation? Is it a secret, or is she a part of his anal adventures? Did she clap when he managed to solve a Rubik's cube using only the muscles of his colon?
02:28:33Wolvie<StarDonut> Deepthroat: For all you know, she's the one with the camera.
02:29:06CappaDonhehe
02:29:16Wolvie...
02:29:17Wolvie<skie`> the guy who sits next to me in french class had a friend that was going through CS in college, so we were talking about that... probably 4 or 5 people turn around and say "What the hell, colleges have a CounterStrike department now?"
02:29:29CappaDonHahhahahA
02:30:08Wolvie<Monarx> If it's 2003, where's my flying cars?
02:30:09Wolvie<Monarx> And jetpacks?
02:30:09Wolvie<Proto_K> hehe
02:30:09Wolvie<Proto_K> all those old cartoons
02:30:09Wolvie<Monarx> And other hoohah?
02:30:09Wolvie<Proto_K> that depict the "future" in 1991 AD
02:30:11Wolvie<||bass> yea
02:30:13Wolvie<||bass> 1991
02:30:14Wolvie<||bass> Mc Hammer
02:30:17Wolvie<||bass> talk about a fuckin disappointment, huh
02:30:39Villilol
02:31:19Wolvierofl
02:31:20Wolvie<windows_macgeek> Is there a way to overclock a compact flash card to have more storage?
02:31:20Wolvie<InvisableMan> umm..... can you overclock the memory in your computer to give you more storage?
02:31:20Wolvie<windows_macgeek> HAHAHA!!!! Of course not, idiot!
02:31:20Wolvie<InvisableMan> you just took the words right out of my mouth.
02:31:22Wolvie<windows_macgeek> ...Oh.
02:31:45Villilol
02:32:08Villi<NickBlasta> asl?
02:32:08Villi<Cryph> unf?
02:32:08Villi<NickBlasta> no
02:32:08Villi<NickBlasta> asl
02:32:08Villi<Cryph> unf?
02:32:08Villi<NickBlasta> u want the cyber
02:32:10Villi<NickBlasta> ?
02:32:12Villi<Cryph> unf!
02:32:14Villi<NickBlasta> fap fap
02:32:16Villi<[H]Klypr8> parlor.asf
02:32:18Villi<[H]Tongboy> lol, I come back for a minute on accident, and I see what looks like 2 aolers trying to mate
02:32:24Yakzanlol
02:32:30Wolvielol
02:32:46Wolvie<ch> Cn linux just drop some chrcters from the keybord or is it more likely tht my lptop keybord is bd?
02:33:14WolvieLOL
02:33:15Wolvie<Gareth> HOW DO I DOWNLOAD GAMES!!!
02:33:15Wolvie<TK421-> WHOA LIKE I CAN TELL YOU HOW YO!
02:33:15Wolvie<TK421-> Go to download.com and download a few game demos, depending on which ones you download they will combine to make different versions of MECHADEMO! *sings power rangers theme song*
02:33:15Wolvie<Gareth> DUDE FUCK YOU
02:33:37Villilol
02:34:23Wolvie<mg|Nibble> haha I just use my daughter text phone to email her friends she was gay
02:34:24Wolvie<LeadOP-Toast> isn't that a bit sick? :P
02:34:24Wolvie<mg|Nibble> yup
02:34:24Wolvie<LeadOP-Toast> kk :)
02:34:24Wolvie<LeadOP-Toast> She's not going to be happy :P
02:34:25Wolvie<mg|Nibble> servers her right for running a £200 phone bill up on me
02:34:27Wolvie<LeadOP-Toast> oh, fair nuff then
02:34:29Wolvie<LeadOP-Toast> :P
02:34:30Wolvie<mg|Nibble> revenge rocks :)
02:34:45Geimveralol
02:35:10WolvieEvil Dad
02:35:13Wolvie;Þ
02:35:49Wolvie<noddy> this nekkid gurl is a cutie
02:35:51Wolvie<noddy> she's very nekkid now
02:35:51Wolvie<noddy> and playing with a carrot
02:35:51Wolvie<noddy> or a dildo
02:35:51Wolvie<noddy> not sure
02:35:51Wolvie<Mortarion> remind me never to eat anything you cook
02:36:19Wolvie<Bob> I was gonna join the army, until the war started
02:36:25WolvieHmm~~
02:36:50Yakzanold but good
02:36:51Yakzan<@RoyalFool> Hví er Gúmmí horfinn?
02:36:51Yakzan<@bobisdead> því að hann er lessbía og kann ekki að lesa >:/
02:37:26Villilol
02:37:28Wolvielol
02:37:39WolvieXD
02:37:41Wolvie<+[aa]Ho_O> i would fuck any chick i see on the internet
02:37:46Villi<SarahS> With my large internal capacity to hold water, and your creative igeniuty, we can rule the world!
02:38:21Wolvielol!
02:38:28Wolvie<[Piratez]> i had a computer security class; teacher talking about sept. 11 bombing.. he goes.. 'you know how much computers were lost in the bombing'....
02:38:47Villilol
02:38:50Yakzanlol
02:39:01Villi<|grinch|> Jesus may be able to heal the sick and bring the dead back to life, but he can't do shit for low fps
02:39:31Wolvielol
02:39:32WolviePunkRocks64: we watched Matrix 1 in chemistry today.
02:39:32WolviePunkRocks64: and you know how Morpheus says the beginning of the end was the creation of AI?
02:39:32WolvieEventuallyAdonis: what about it?
02:39:32WolviePunkRocks64: he says basically that the what started the machines taking over was human's fascination with AI..
02:39:34WolviePunkRocks64: and.. have you noticed that like 99% of our population is infatuated with American Idol .........
02:39:37WolvieEventuallyAdonis: that's deep
02:40:41WolvieOMG
02:40:43Wolvie<@Asha`monkey> Storm is like a 64 or something like that.
02:40:43Wolvie<+darkLem> boy, he looks younger than he is obviously.
02:40:43Wolvie<+nosphalot> he scarifices virgins to keep up appearance
02:40:43Wolvie<+darkLem> ...so THAT'S why he hangs around on IRC!
02:41:04Villilol
02:41:39Wolvie<jebus_Y2k> Here are some helpful hints just in case you may want to send me a virus.
02:41:40Wolvie<jebus_Y2k> 1. Don't threaten me repeatedly before you send the virus.
02:41:40Wolvie<jebus_Y2k> 2. Don't attatch the virus to a message that says "SUCK THIS, BITCH".
02:41:40Wolvie<jebus_Y2k> 3. Don't name it virus.exe.
02:42:43WolvieCruel
02:42:44Wolvie<Coota> Hmmm... I'm in a dilemma. I'm in love with accents, especially British ones, but I don't like fat girls. Now, the girl who wants to make out with me *does* have an accent, but she is a little overweight... what to do...
02:42:44Wolvie<PatPandaHat> make her exercise before you'll make out with her.
02:42:44Wolvie<Coota> Pat: Hee. Tell her I have a minimum PFT score requirement before I make out with a girl? ;)
02:42:44Wolvie<Darien> tell her it's a religious thing
02:42:47Wolvie<PatPandaHat> "Sorry, I don't do pork unless it's lean."
02:44:48Wolvie<@Cockroach> I saw a quicktime movie of a guy playing that on the piano
02:44:48Wolvie<@Cockroach> and about every other mario song
02:44:48Wolvie<@Cockroach> was kind of scary... then people on the CS forum started posting about learning sailor moon songs on their clarinets
02:44:49Wolvie<@Cockroach> and suddenly the Mario guy was normal again...
02:46:04WolvieThis is sick
02:46:07Wolvie:þþþþþþ
02:46:35Villilol
02:46:46VilliÞetta myndband sem gaurinn er að tala um er snilld
02:48:17Wolvie:OOOO
02:48:51WolvieMig langar að sjá... :þ But oh well :P
02:49:14Wolvie<+elf> hey
02:49:16Wolvie<Dekar> Do you want to see my cool thing?
02:49:16Wolvie<Dekar> It's shiny...
02:49:16Wolvie<Dekar> It has all sorts of moving parts.
02:49:16Wolvie<Dekar> And it does things. Cool things.
02:49:16Wolvie<+elf> zip up your pants, I don't care if you spray painted your penis.
02:49:37Villilol
02:50:59Wolvierofl
02:51:01Wolvie*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) joined #hack at 14:12
02:51:01Wolvie[885420755] <#hack/Kelly19_> Hi, my name is Rachel. I'm gonne be a spam^H^H^H^Hporn model! wanna see my pictures? too bad! wanna click on cool banners? uhh. shit. i forgot my own webpage! TEEHEE!
02:51:01Wolvie<#hack/Kelly19_> ok sorry guys, no porn for you today! bye now!
02:51:01Wolvie*** Kelly19_ (phelix@arena.cwnet.com) left #hack at 14:12
02:51:34Villilol
02:53:43Wolviesparc5> how does a guy become a porn star?
02:53:45Wolvie<sparc5> that's what I wana find out
02:53:45Wolvie<Rhelic> sparc5: have at least 8inches and 4inches girth
02:53:45Wolvie<Rhelic> sparc5: and you usually pay them to be in the first few
02:53:45Wolvie<eggo> or family business
02:53:45Wolvie<sparc5> Rehlic: pay???
02:53:46Wolvie<thinkmad> may you all catch this horrible disease and suffer
02:53:47Wolvie<Rhelic> sparc5: its easy to find any guy to fuk some hot pron star
02:53:50Wolvie<sparc5> damn
02:54:53WolvieLOL
02:54:55Wolvie<TreeSurgeon> My lesbian friend Paula once told me that if god didn't intend for it to be eaten, he wouldn't have made it look like a taco. I rest my case.
02:57:10WolvieHmmmm...........
02:57:11Wolvie* C|3avag3 has quit IRC (Quit: Wh0 Am |? U sure u wanna know? If somebody told u i was just your average ordinary guy, not a care in the world, somebody lied! This is my gift! It is my curse! Who am |? |'m Spider-Man!!!)
02:57:11Wolvie<Seaker> And lamest quit message of the day goes to C|3avag3
02:57:11Wolvie* Att|tude^ has quit IRC (Quit: I can't go on, I know not what to do, My heart is worn, I feel as If I'm through, Please believe in me. 'Cause what I need is for you.... To believe in me.)
02:57:13Wolvie<Seaker> Woah, tough competition today ... I think today we'll have to call it a draw.
02:57:16Wolvie* Love-snack has quit IRC (Quit: Quit playing games with my heart cause baby you're breaking my heart , I LOVE YOU FOREVER XXX)
02:57:18Wolvie<Seaker> *DING DING* WE HAVE A WINNER!!
02:59:21WolvieHelvítis spamm hjá mér :/
02:59:23Wolvie<C00k0> I used to think ircops were cybercops that would run around like leet hackers in movies and storm your house if you did something bad
02:59:23Wolvie<hex86> and were you sad when you found out they actually do very little?
02:59:23Wolvie<C00k0> I was quite happy ^_^
02:59:38Wolvieomggg
02:59:40Wolvie<c-rOCK> I CANT WAIT TO SEE THAT COLLEGE GIRL GET RAPED BY A ALIIGATOR
02:59:58VilliWTF?
03:00:02VilliSlayers 15 = Steypa!
03:00:08VilliSlayers Try ep 15, even :>
03:00:22Villi<nosliwc156> So I walk in to the living room, and Patricks watching Hanson on TV...
03:00:23Villi<nosliwc156> he turns around to me, and says "I would so totally do her"
03:00:23Villi<nosliwc156> and all I could think to do was turn around, and walk out...
03:00:57Wolvierofl
03:01:57Wolvie(timmo) her boobies are fake
03:01:59Wolvie(timmo) ;[
03:01:59Wolvie[nyisles] hmm
03:01:59Wolvie[nyisles] are they photoshopped
03:01:59Wolvie[nyisles] ?
03:01:59Wolvie[Guilty] No
03:02:00Wolvie[Guilty] They're implants
03:02:05Villi<lerk> yeah, fat girls are fun sometimes
03:02:06Villi<lerk> especially doggie style
03:02:06Villi<fate-> slap em and ride the waves
03:02:48Wolvieomg
03:02:54Wolvie<Bad-Co> Next time your having a bad day, think of this... Your a siamese twin, your brother is gay and your not. But you only got one arsehole.
03:03:02Villilooool
03:03:03Villi<Phen-Away> I just figured out what scroll lock does
03:03:03Villi<AutistiCat> What does it do?
03:03:03Villi<Phen-Away> You see that light by caps lock? Well, it turns on when you press scroll lock
03:03:12Yakzanlol
03:03:24VilliROFL! That's the best one yet!
03:03:25VilliTopic is 'The Official Anti-AOL Channel - Kill America Online!!!'
03:03:27Villi* Set by Digea!Digea@AC886815.ipt.aol.com on Sat Oct 05 12:40:33
03:03:31Yakzanlol
03:04:24Wolvielol
03:04:39Villi<Powerlord> You mean... you can save your game in ff7pc? And all this time I've been leaving my computer on all night!
03:04:48Yakzanlol
03:04:55Wolvielol
03:06:04Wolvie<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"
03:06:06Wolvie<Setups> she meant nail polish
03:06:06Wolvie<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"
03:06:06Wolvie<Setups> and im like
03:06:06Wolvie<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands"
03:06:06Wolvie<Setups> then hes like
03:06:07Wolvie<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"
03:06:09Wolvie<Setups> and i shutted up :(
03:06:22Villilol
03:06:59Villi(249) <Ciber> my phone just rang | <Ciber> i answer | <Ciber> and it's my sister | <Ciber> from her room down the hall | <Ciber> asking me to order her some ketchup
03:07:03VillixD
03:07:12VilliROOOFL!
03:07:12Villi<Dark_Lord411> hi
03:07:13Villi<Dark_Lord411> asl
03:07:13Villi<ShockSMX> no, dsl... you?
03:07:36Wolvielol
03:07:37Wolvie<Setups> my mom called my dad "do this hand"
03:07:37Wolvie<Setups> she meant nail polish
03:07:37Wolvie<Setups> and hes like "no i dont want to"
03:07:37Wolvie<Setups> and im like
03:07:37Wolvie<Setups> "go ahead dad, you have alot of experience with doing hands"
03:07:39Wolvie<Setups> then hes like
03:07:41Wolvie<Setups> "dont think i cant hear you at night"
03:07:42Wolvie<Setups> and i shutted up :(
03:07:44Wolvie............
03:07:47WolvieI hate myself
03:07:48Yakzangg?
03:07:54WolvieHmmm
03:07:55Villi... :þ
03:08:00WolvieFarin að horfa á JK
03:08:04Wolvie:(
03:08:08Villi:P
03:08:13Villiá eftir að horfa á Juuni Kokki 37
03:08:24Yakzanú ú
03:08:30Wolvie:þ
03:08:35Yakzanég sá smá svona hjá sonba síðasta föstudag
03:08:37Villi<Random> Actually, I'm not the devil. I'm an interested third-party broker. Unfortunately, not being the devil, I can't change the size of your ass.
03:08:41VilliHe
03:08:47Yakzansi teh pwn
03:08:51VilliHann kom og fékk 7-34 eða e-ð frá mér
03:09:54Villi< FuzzyKaos > oh oh guess what i got today!!??
03:09:55Villi< Zooz > Fuzzy - Herpes? :)
03:10:41Villilol
03:10:43Villicranky> I upgraded to the internet 8.0 as soon as AOL released it
03:11:39VilliROOOOFL! Best one yet!
03:11:41Villi<Tetsuya_Ryuji> I just had sex
03:11:41Villi<Tetsuya_Ryuji> And it was good
03:11:41Villi<Roovis> testuya, try the multiplayer version, its better.
03:30:26Wolvielol
03:31:19Wolvie<Prence> then my mom will know i have sex with the coach
03:31:20Wolvie<Prence> i meant to say couch
03:31:23Wolvie:OOOOO
03:31:31WolvieOg hann pingaðist út!
03:31:34Wolvie;I
03:33:24Wolvie<^Ocean^> fucking bloody hell
03:33:26Wolvie<^Ocean^> I lost 33gig of HDSpace
03:33:26Wolvie<LlNK> lol
03:33:26Wolvie<LlNK> check under your keyboard
03:33:34WolvieÉg lagga
03:36:23WolvieLepper_> didn't reppy say he fucked a banana peel once