Thread #167

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• 20:57:01 Yakzann Haha
• 20:57:19 ScuM "Upon a succesful saving throw against an otherwise fatal attack, Vin Diesel becomes the Avatar of Destruction for 4d6 rounds. If he is good or neutral aligned, you may check the Errata for another appropriate demidiety"
• 20:58:14 Yakzann Dragon Ball Z is closely based on Vin Diesel's last piano recital.
• 21:00:17 ScuM Vin Diesel actually created D&D to finance his plan to conquer network TV
• 21:02:28 ScuM Before modifications by Vin, computer keyboards did not include the letters, J, and T or the number 7.
• 21:02:50 ScuM rofl !
• 21:02:52 ScuM He won a Quake3 tournament at QuakeCon even though he was playing Counter-Strike.
• 21:03:09 Yakzann Vin Diesel led a failed attempt to rescue Terri Schiavo, he was thwarted by The Communist Youth Brigade in the halls of the hospice who know his only weakness is a fear of shiny foil balloons.
• 21:03:12 Yakzann Rofl
• 21:03:25 ScuM hehe
• 21:04:33 ScuM haha
• 21:04:33 ScuM Vin Diesel has a spinning bowtie that automatically propells him when he wears rollerskates, but he'll kill you if you see him do it.
• 21:06:34 GIZ-ZI "Vin Diesel tried out to be a member of the Backstreet Boys. When it was discovered that his voice was tantamount to that of Lucifer Morningstar, God's chosen musician, Lucifer was banished to hell while Vin Diesel was given his next task: To star in The Pacifier."
• 21:06:45 ScuM hrhr
• 21:07:04 ScuM Vin Diesel's tattoo in XXX was the name of his favorite 2nd Edition DnD character. It said "Malchor." Malchor was a Dual Specialized Drow Witch Hunter
• 21:08:26 GIZ-ZI Rofl! "Vin Diesel invented trees"
• 21:09:26 Yakzann Stalin and Vin Diesel was once very good friends, but the friendship tragically ended during a dispute over a word in the game scrabble.
• 21:09:33 Narkissos Hæ! send me pr0n
• 21:10:25 ScuM Vin Diesel passed up the opportunity to star in 2 Fast 2 Furious because he was exactly 3 Fast 3 Furious to be caught on film
• 21:10:26 ScuM lol
• 21:10:47 Yakzann Vin Diesel is the only thing that can escape from within the event horizon of a black hole.
• 21:11:09 ScuM Vin Diesel invented the penis, but merely perfected the breast
• 21:11:37 ScuM rofl !
• 21:11:39 ScuM Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus. Vin Diesel created the internet out of some 2x4's and a pack of smokes he stole from Jesus.
• 21:11:44 ScuM úbs