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• 18:53:18 tigra- ROFLMAO
• 18:53:19 tigra- There was this construction worker on the 3rd floor of this unfinished building. He needed a hand saw, but was too lazy to go down and get it himself, so he tried to call his fellow worker on the ground to get it for him, but this guy could not hear a word he said. So he started to give a sign so the guy on the ground could understand him.
• 18:53:19 tigra- First he pointed at his eyes (meaning "I") then pointed at his knees (meaning "need), and moved his hand back and forth describing the movement of a hand saw.
• 18:53:19 tigra- Finally, the guy on the ground started nodding his head like he understood and dropped his pants and started to jerk off.
• 18:53:19 tigra- The guy on the 3rd floor got pissed-off and ran down to the ground and started yelling at this guy, "You idiot, I was trying to tell you I needed a hand saw."
• 18:53:19 tigra- The other guy replied, "I know, I was trying to tell you that I was coming."
• 18:53:33 GIZ-ZI Hann er farinn að þykjast hósta til þess að hún fái athygli....
• 18:54:04 wolvie- lol
• 18:54:22 Atlas_ lol
• 18:55:08 tigra- It was the mailman's last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighbourhood.
• 18:55:08 tigra- When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.
• 18:55:08 tigra- At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures.
• 18:55:08 tigra- At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful woman in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door, and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced.
• 18:55:08 tigra- When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee.
• 18:55:08 tigra- As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup's bottom edge. "All this was just too wonderful for words," he said, "but what's the dollar for?"
• 18:55:08 tigra- "Well," she said, "last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you."
• 18:55:08 tigra- He said, "Fuck him, give him a dollar."
• 18:55:08 tigra- The lady then said, "The breakfast was my idea."
• 18:55:32 GIZ-ZI Svo þegar maður lýtur niður, þá hættir hún & setur upp svona svip.
• 18:56:47 wolvie- http://thumbs.deviantart.com/300W-96A096/large/indyart/indymisc/Funa_Singing.jpg ohhhhhh cute
• 18:56:51 tigra- ROFL OJJJJJ
• 18:56:51 tigra- A husband, one bright sunny morning, turns to his lovely wife, "Wife, we're going fishing this weekend, you, me and the dog."
• 18:56:51 tigra- The wife grimaces, "But I don't like fishing!"
• 18:56:51 tigra- "Look! We're going fishing and that's final."
• 18:56:51 tigra- "Do I have to go fishing with you... I really don't want to go!"