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• 21:42:26 Villi- "However, it wasn't the bees that killed h...............................
• 21:44:24 Dawg (Early 2002, Kansas) Just outside of Wichita, a 21-year old farm boy was driving a grain harvester across his winter wheat field to collect the crop. This particular piece of farm equipment has huge rotating blades that cut down the wheat stalks. At some point during the harvesting, the driver's cowboy hat was blown off by the wind and hurtled some distance in front of the blades. Thinking that the tractor was not moving fast enough to warrant stop
• 21:44:25 Dawg Local authorities were contacted by a neighbor who noticed the tractor crossing Highway 96 with no driver.
• 21:44:26 Dawg ;D
• 21:45:09 Opferblut Hahaha
• 21:45:13 Opferblut Hvar ertu að lesa þetta?
• 21:45:25 Dawg http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/
• 21:45:30 Dawg heimsku verðlaun
• 21:45:54 Villi- Darwinawards er snilld
• 21:48:35 Dawg LOL
• 21:48:36 Dawg (7 March 2002, Colorado) When Gerald was pulled over by police for erratic driving, he decided it was better to flee from the stolen car on foot, rather than face possible jail time for a parole violation. This was the first of two successive mental lapses. Gerald’s actual thoughts are unknown, but *may* have been something like this: "The officers are only suspicious and alert now... I’ll make them hot, sweaty, tired, and angry by leading them on
• 21:48:36 Dawg Unfortunately, Gerald appears to have been one of those folks who can't chew gum and walk at the same time. Or at least he couldn’t flee and fire at the same time. While discharging the weapon over his shoulder, Gerald managed to shoot himself in the head with his own gun, bringing the chase to a sudden conclusion.
• 21:48:39 Dawg Four shots were fired, none by the officers, who found Gerald's pistol next to his fallen body. Gerald was transported to a local hospital where he expired the following day, thus removing a set of genes deficient in both judgment and coordination from the gene pool.
• 21:50:00 Crinos god krissi hættu að pósta þessu bulli
• 21:51:08 Dawg Bulli
• 21:51:12 Dawg true story's here ;D
• 21:51:54 Crinos NP; Silverwing - Arch Enemy(Length: 4:06 done with 19% [|---------])
• 21:52:11 Crinos yes true bulli
• 21:53:26 Crinos NP; Sunny Valentino - Dark Harvest(Length: 2:27 done with 11% [|---------])
• 21:55:40 DOLLI away ..(tv).. (Off/l) (Off/p)
• 21:57:55 RoyalFool http://www.darwinawards.com/darwin/darwin2002-03.html
• 21:58:55 Crinos NP; Sinister Mephisto - Arch Enemy(Length: 5:45 done with 14% [|---------])
• 22:00:57 Dawg ;D
• 22:05:13 RoyalFool (November 1999) A church held a pageant that culminated in an exciting climactic battle between God and Satan. A stage actor was hired to play Satan, and encouraged to use any means necessary to make the role more realistic. A true professional, he used a voice shifter to make his voice sound dark and evil, and even gave a display of his fire-breathing skills.
• 22:05:20 RoyalFool These theatrics proved to be too much for two members of the congregation, who had heart attacks on the spot, and were rushed to the hospital. One died and the other is in critical condition, which is certainly a dramatic way of saying, "The reviews are in and the show is a smash!"